vaspider:

milky-milky-way:

is-the-cat-video-cute:

summer-skye-64:

takineko:

chibikittens:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious

Rating: Cute

this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.

you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!

yelly baby

libraford:

libraford:

libraford:

Currently no longer using ‘clown’ as an insult, as clowns have a strict code of ethics, including rules against scandal, discrimination, and gatekeeping.

If you want to read the clown code of ethics, it’s some good stuff.

Theres even a cool bit about keeping your identity secret.

I feel like this could be a useful model for most performance acts.

We should replace the insult with 'venture capitalist.’

devontae:

ndiecity:

blueelectricangels:

captain-snark:

sharkcloset:

vikingofficial:

Fendi no

it is daring. 

Originally posted by xxstayingcloudyxx

thebibliosphere:

usingtimewisely:

zombiesahoy:

satanblessitt:

greatjaggi:

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

truckpussy:

zetsubonna:

infernalpume:

a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms:

captsiimba:

the-catholic-geek:

tgmember:

just-shower-thoughts:

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about “thought the cunt was turning into a bat”

funnytwittertweets: